1. Anonymous asked: what's your favorite season from american horror story?

    witch--please:

    The one where Jessica Lange plays a badass bitch

     

  2. aaltje-in-wonderland:

    —Netflix would be by far the best dating site. “Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Breaking Bad for 12 straight hours”

    (via patriciaqueenn)

     
  3. john-darnielles-bitter-melons:

    zakuro-san:

    kourtneyklaudiakarter:

    I DIDN’T EVEN FULLY SEE THIS BEFORE I REBLOGGED IT. IT’S GREAT.

    Oh, yes, yes, these leaves seem alright I’m just going to HAARRGRBLARGHRHAAAGRHRGHAHRARRGHGHGHHHH

    EXPAND FUN

    (via pizza)

     
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  5. (Source: mctired, via 69shadesofgray)

     
  6. lovequotesrus:

    Everything you love is here

    (Source: garoyamin)

     

  7. cristinaya:

    Shine bright like a washed nintendog image

    (via pizza)

     
  8. (Source: tempuros, via 69shadesofgray)

     

  9. WRITE ME A LETTER (anonymous or not)

    calpalsanddimples:

    askboxmemes:

    Dear ______,


    I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You 

    should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. 

    If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I 

    would build a _______ just 

    for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. 

    We could __________ under the stars. 

    Love, 
    _______________ 

    (P.S. ______________.)

    OMG please some one do this for me??

    (via patriciaqueenn)

     

  10. "If life were more like theater maybe life wouldn’t suck"
    — Neil Patrick Harris (Tony Awards)  (via earflaphat)

    (via elphabaoftheopera)